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[mermaiding]

[There's a very annoyed voice]

Why are you trying to contact me? Go away. Talk face to face. This phone thing too annoying, waste of time!

[The grumbling trails off before there's a 'beep!' to leave a message]

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[peerlesscucumber]

[ So sly that he responds deadpan with: ]

Agreed. Chu Wanning and Mo Ran must be likewise resolved.

[mermaiding]

[Any half-made schemes of trying to get Shen Yuan matched leave her mind immediately. There’s a slight crashing noise as she drops her device and then has to scramble to pick it back up again.]

Shizun has someone to marry!?

[peerlesscucumber]

[ ... sometimes he has moments where he wonders why he knows anything like this, or if he's just tired of walking into moments of a CERTAIN SHIZUN making out with a CERTAIN DISCIPLE. ]

This one doesn't know his own inclinations for or against the concept of marriage, but to say there's someone he's so interested in... yes?

[ Is...................................... okay with that tsundere it's perhaps surprising but COME ON ]

[mermaiding]

Who!?

[Her demand carries with it a much weighted declaration. Oona does not want a name, exactly, since he’d already said it was this ‘Mo Ran’ person. (Different from the ‘Moran’ she knows, surely, right??)

Oona wants a description and all last known locations and associates. She wants a list of strengths and weaknesses and what makes him think he’s good enough for her shizun!!]

[peerlesscucumber]

His disciple.

[ A pause. ]

From his homeworld.

[ CHU CHU ARE YOU IN TROUBLE ]

[mermaiding]

[There’s a long pause on the other end, where Oona is clearly expecting him to say more, except...he doesn’t. There’s a strangled noise]

That is all!?

ignore random icon i have like. few appropriate ones rn

[peerlesscucumber]

At what point have you mistaken me for a gossip?

[ He asks, letting himself sound amused. ]

Ooh mr. Shifu ooohh

[mermaiding]

Shifu! Do not say things if you do not know things! Go out and find more things about him!

I will ask Shizun! Can not believe he has kept this from me! [There’s an irritated splashing noise.

There’s a pause and then, in a resigned tone of someone who’s come to a Difficult Decision that she knows she has to see through but isn’t thrilled about, she announces] Will have to bite him.

truly fevered, that is him

[peerlesscucumber]

[ .... he manages not to cough when she says that, but if he'd been drinking tea, it'd be choked down by now. ]

If that is what you must do.

[ IS THIS HOW SHE PROBLEM SOLVES?! ]

Oona’s just too hot to handle, understandable.

[mermaiding]

If this Mo Ran is no good for hm, will have to bite him too.

[There’s a thoughtful pause.]

Shifu, do you know how to hide bodies?

she is, this is factual

[peerlesscucumber]

Oona. Bodies turn into giant crystals here.

[mermaiding]

Oh!

[She sounds cheerful about that realization.] Then, can just smash with hammer after!

[peerlesscucumber]

[ he sighs audibly. ]

You tease too much, but yes. If you needed assistance, I would be there.