I have never met a hat I could tolerate, and pants are even worse! They're too long, and they keep you from moving freely... Really, they're irredeemably terrible.
[But whoa, hang on. He's gotta explain some things to her now, namely:]
Are you really asking why people care about clothes? Is that much not obvious?
[But he's going to explain it anyway, because this is his main bias.]
It is because clothes can be beautiful and make people look even more beautiful themselves, if they're the right kind. They can shine as brightly as jewels, even!
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[But whoa, hang on. He's gotta explain some things to her now, namely:]
Are you really asking why people care about clothes? Is that much not obvious?
[But he's going to explain it anyway, because this is his main bias.]
It is because clothes can be beautiful and make people look even more beautiful themselves, if they're the right kind. They can shine as brightly as jewels, even!