INBOX @ Cerealia

[mermaiding]

Why are you trying to contact me? Go away. Talk face to face. This device too annoying, waste of time!

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[changeably]

[Meme queen Oona is terrifying, oh god. But mutual verbal tear downs is apparently the one thing can they agree on, and Cynbel makes appropriate agreeing noises back.]

Precisely. Whatever their reasons, if they had a good one at all, they were lazy and careless! In fact, it misses the point so thoroughly that one could argue they are more like humans than most other species, even on their worst day.

[He huffs, still annoyed.]

I suppose a rabbit coup is the only solution, now.

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[mermaiding]

[she heard u liked memes bro, so she put memes in her memes so you could meme while you meme'd...]

Am glad we are in agreement. Do you think they would take offense to such truths, if they were forced to hear it? [She laughs a little.]

Ah, if only we could truly know why they did it. Perhaps they had good reason. Perhaps the people here are lying. Who knows? We can not speak with the aliens, apparently. Shame.

[changeably]

[Critiquing your would-be murderers sounds like a good time, so he laughs back.]

Oh, if they could understand us, I should think so. Especially if they were trying to get at us, while they were at it.

If we ever get the chance, I will certainly say it to them. If nothing else, it will feel quite good to tell them the truth of what they've done.