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Why are you trying to contact me? Go away. Talk face to face. This device too annoying, waste of time!

Not all humans have hair, Miss Oona, though yours is very pretty.

[Oona being bald would be pretty funny, though, so he giggles at the idea.]

Now, a plague that only targets humans... That might very well be the best solution, if you really needed all the humans dead! I haven't the faintest idea how you would make it happen, however.

...Thank you, I think. When you make compliments, I think you are making fun of me somehow.

[THE GIGGLE CERTAINLY DOESN'T HELP]

Am sure there would be a way.

...Not that I would need do much, really. Humans will kill themselves out before long anyhow. Self-destructive, yes?

Perhaps a little, but your hair is very lovely, truly.

[He's not gonna deny it; he knows he's a little brat and doesn't care at all.]

Oh, yes, they are very self-destructive, on the whole. The problem lies in how short their lives are, and how quickly they breed. For all their flaws, they spread quite quickly. Rather like ants, in fact.

Flatterer.

[You can practically hear the eyeroll,but she still preens a little...]

Was going to compare to rabbit, but ants is better. Rabbits are cute, and ants are not. Tch. How did they become ruling species? Is not fair.

They say those things--aliens?-- are responsible for the worlds being destroyed. Perhaps they are trying to do a favor.

[Aiming at Oona's vanity wins again.]

Oh, rabbits are an apt comparison, as well... But they are not nearly so industrious, so seeing them take over would be quite something!

[His voice drops a bit of its cheer, sounding a bit angry now.]

But if they were aiming to get rid of humans only, they really should have aimed more carefully. Not everyone on our worlds were that kind of people.

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I, for one, would accept our new fluffy masters.

[Oona hums in agreement, the sound of her fingers tapping aggressively probably heard loud and clear over the cerevice.]

Yes, can agree with that. Perhaps they thought it better to wipe it all clean. The worlds too tainted by human hands to salvage.

Tch. Annoying. Still should have done better job, very sloppy. [Is it Critique the Strategies of Hostile Aliens Hellbent on Destroying Everything Hour?]

[Meme queen Oona is terrifying, oh god. But mutual verbal tear downs is apparently the one thing can they agree on, and Cynbel makes appropriate agreeing noises back.]

Precisely. Whatever their reasons, if they had a good one at all, they were lazy and careless! In fact, it misses the point so thoroughly that one could argue they are more like humans than most other species, even on their worst day.

[He huffs, still annoyed.]

I suppose a rabbit coup is the only solution, now.

[she heard u liked memes bro, so she put memes in her memes so you could meme while you meme'd...]

Am glad we are in agreement. Do you think they would take offense to such truths, if they were forced to hear it? [She laughs a little.]

Ah, if only we could truly know why they did it. Perhaps they had good reason. Perhaps the people here are lying. Who knows? We can not speak with the aliens, apparently. Shame.

[Critiquing your would-be murderers sounds like a good time, so he laughs back.]

Oh, if they could understand us, I should think so. Especially if they were trying to get at us, while they were at it.

If we ever get the chance, I will certainly say it to them. If nothing else, it will feel quite good to tell them the truth of what they've done.

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